Category: humor

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” ― Charles M. Schulz

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” ― Mark Twain

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” ―…

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” ―…